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  • GOK ON MY COUCH...

    The other day I staggered into the green room of the Great British Menu studio to find Gok asleep on my couch. I say my couch because it’s usually mine, Mathew Fort having gone off for a zizz in his dressing room and Oliver Peyton running his business from his i-phone in the corridor. Gok is a lovely fellow, just as he is on the box, and very very nice to old ladies like me. But you can’t help thinking that he’s probably thinking, God, I’m glad I don’t have to see her naked. (Just to explain to the truly out of touch -- like me until a few weeks ago -- Gok is the telly fashion guru who instructs you to love the skin you’re in. And persuades all ages, shapes and sizes of ordinary mortal to strip off for the catwalk in front of hundreds of live folks and millions of T.V. viewers of ‘How to Look Good Naked’

    He’s off his rocker of course. Love your body? Show me the woman over forty, or even under forty, who does. The only woman I know who truly believes she is gorgeous is seriously obese and was pretty damn miserable until she went through a programme that made her realise she IS gorgeous. Fat and gorgeous. We all need that program.

    But the rest of us know we are too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too wrinkly, too something or other. I thought by the time I hit fifty I would not care about such things. Wrong. Ditto at sixty. Ditto at seventy. I bet it will be the same at eighty, Ninety? O God.

    So, alright, it’s a life sentence. But the thing that really bugs me is that I used to be gorgeous but didn’t know it and I got not an ounce of joy from it. OK, maybe I wasn’t gorgeous, but good enough to make a few bucks by modelling hairstyles, underwear and bikinis. Admittedly the swimwear was “for the fuller figure” but I was only a size twelve then, and the reason my underwear career was short-lived was my mother found out.

    All this keening for lost youth is brought on by trawling through my life for my memoir. (Quick plug – it’s called Relish and will be out February 28th (but you can download it on Amazon). The trawling included boxes of old photos and that’s what got me thinking about how stupid young women are not to glory in their youth and good looks while they can. I found a picture of me looking glamorous, age 29, (and yes, I know, ridiculous too) and Quercus, my publishers decided to use it for the front cover. But when my current friends and colleagues saw it they were horrified. “It’s hopeless. You are unrecognisable. The readers who will buy your memoir are people who recognise you from the telly or from newspaper pics of today. They’d walk right past this glamour-puss with dangly earrings, false eyelashes and come-hither look.

    So Quercus changed their minds. And had a posh photographer, hair dresser, wardrobe mistress and make-up artist all do their very best with today’s edition.

  • Great British Menu...

     

    It’s that time again. I’m just about to start filming for the Great British Menu – the seventh series is coming up. I think Ladbrokes should start taking bets on how long the BBC will keep me as their pet Oldie, the one they can point to when accused of not employing older women. But I am looking forward to it. You’d have thought, with all the glorious food I have eaten in a long life, I’d be sick to death of Michelin star gastronomy. But every year new top chefs bring their imagination, creativity and taste buds to the challenge and do simply amazing things.







    People often ask me what my favourite dish is, or what style of cooking I like, and the truth is, it depends on what I have just eaten. If I am going out for a very smart celebration dinner in an expensive restaurant then I won’t want any of it if I have been foolish enough to have a big lunch. But if I’ve skipped lunch and had a fruit-only breakfast I will be ready for anything the chef puts before me – even a tasting menu of 30 tastes from Heston Blumenthal.







    The other thing that influences me, beside the fullness of my tum, is the company I’m in. I would never have gone to Heston’s Fat Duck or the famous, now no more, El Bulli in Spain with someone not interested in food. My beloved husband could not stand all the foodie talk and the constant interruptions by the waiters as they poured liquid nitrogen into a bowl to freeze tequila sorbet at the table, or explained that the pearl size blob green blob on the salt spoon was concentrated tarragon and had to be left to melt on the tongue immediately after a mouthful of pomelo granitè, or some such gastronomic instruction. But to go to these places with other people, like my daughter (as obsessed with food as me) or a restaurant chef or manager is a fantastic experience.







    I have been thinking a lot about food styles of late, because I am a director of the hotel company, Orient-Express Hotels, just declared the best in the world by the Leading Quality Assurance organisation which goes about testing everything from the quality of the bath bubbles to the smile on the waiter’s face. And food is central to customer perception of course, so we are always keen to know what our customers want.







    Since we are unashamedly expensive, our customers are pretty well of, ranging from an elderly couple celebrating their golden wedding with a once-in-a-life-time-treat at the Cipriani in Venice or Mount Nelson in Cape Town, to seriously rich young business people who eat too much good food in too many luxury hotels. It is not a circle very easy to square: older couples tend to want peace and quiet, no children, very sophisticated food, room service and plenty of spa treatments. Young couples want a great spa too, but also a terrific modern gym, a kid’s club, things for children to do, and other things for themselves to do, and very simple, fashionable, delicious meals that don’t take too long. They also want the best chefs in the world, but they want light, healthy, modern food, not French gastronomy.







    I’m 71, but I find myself agreeing with both sides of this discussion. I do love classic haute cuisine with its reliance on reduced wine sauces, cream, butter, confit of this and confit of that, rich slow cooking, plenty of protein. But since I am a lot less active than I was when I worked ten hour days in the kitchen, I would be positively mountainous if I ate like that now. As it is I am two stone heavier than I was when I opened my first restaurant and at least a stone heavier than I should be. I am still working hard and very very busy (though not on my feet all day) so light, quick, healthy food is what I mostly prefer. And years worrying about the way children eat (I was Chair of the School Food Trust) has made me very aware that the perfect diet consists of almost no fat, very little protein, rather more (healthy) carbohydrate, and plenty of veg and fruit.







    But I am such a sybarite I refuse to give up completely on the lamb shanks and ox cheeks, the butter-fried kidneys in a mustard cream sauce, the terrines and pates of my beloved France. So my solution (which I don’t always stick to) is to eat these things, in very small portions with a lot of brilliant veg.







    The chef who knows absolutely how to marry the needs of both types of customer, is Raymond Blanc, the gastronomic genius behind our famous Manoir aux Quat’ Saisons in Oxfordshire. His restaurant is packed, lunch and dinner, day after day. And the customers are of every age and nationality and the food is astonishing. The portions are small - hungry rugby players can have it all again if they like – and sensational. The veg and salads taste (and often are) picked that day, the colours are electric-bright, the combinations original or classic but never over-contrived. Only one problem. Resisting the puds is impossible.

  • Oh to be in England...

    I know it is a cliché as old as Chaucer, but there is NOTHING like a perfect English summer’s day. Temperature of 24 degrees, sun, blue sky, light breeze and everything happening in the veg garden. This year, because my big garden is getting an overhaul, I’m reduced to an ancient cattle trough filled with herbs and two tiny raised beds outside my front door.

    It is heaven. I’m free of the tyranny of the hopeless struggle to keep up with nature’s excessive bounty, of beetroots swelling to the size of coconuts when your back is turned, of broccoli bolting, of too many lettuces one week and none the next, of the fridge stuffed with berries I am never going to turn into jam before they turn into a smelly mess. And I don’t have to feel constantly guilty about the waste.  I now stand smugly admiring my purple and green cabbages, three different lettuces, runner bean plants climbing a wigwam, spilling courgette plant and reddening tomatoes. I hardly like to pick them they look so good, but of course I do. The difference in flavour of a lettuce leaf out of the soil five minutes ago and one that has spent a week in a bag of nitrogenous air in a supermarket distribution chain is just astonishing.

     

    Maybe I’ll forget about the veg garden altogether. More space for flowers.

     

    And that is the other obvious, cliché-laden thing. English flowers in an English summer. I MUST be getting very old: I think I would rather wander round my garden, secateurs in hand, than almost anything. Unless it’s perhaps arranging them. In my restaurant days my veg garden was also a cutting garden and every week I’d be up at six picking armfuls of flowers for my London restaurants. It took hours, was often wet and cold, and yet I enjoyed it. But not like I do on an early summer morning, sun still at a slant and the scent of roses better than Chanel.